What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like religions.

Your going to be alright just relax

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

What did one boob say to the other boob

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?